Look At Me Behaving

…and not calculating the difference between the energy expenditure on creating these videos versus turning off some lights, many of which were probably CFLs anyway.

http://ourgreenenergyfuture.org/voting

Because it’s a bunch of well-meaning kids, and I believe that children are the future. Teach them well, but never let them lead the way, unless they have GPS. Show them all the beauty they possess inside, but only figuratively and never with a scalpel. Give them a sense of pride to make it easier, but not too easy, because holy fucking shit this self-esteem based education thing is not working out. Let the children’s laughter remind us how we used to be: clueless and easily amused by poop jokes.

I decided long ago never to walk in anyone’s shadow
‘Cause I’m kinda short, but not a dweeb
And I hate people towering over me
No matter what shade they impose on me
They can’t take away my furyyyyyyyy!

Because the greatest snark of all
Is coming out of meeeeeeee!
I found the greatest snark of all
Inside of me!

Um…wait, what the fuck were we talking about? Right, kids making videos about saving energy. Yes. Go give ‘em some support. And turn off the damned lights and TV when you’re not using them. Sheesh.


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