Trishisms

Shit I say that seems to have amused people. Or horrified them and thus amused me.

 
 
 
 
 

General Shit

 
 
 
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Some people say I’m the manifestation of the author’s Id. A few say I’m her Ego. I say Freud was a weird old perv who should’ve sucked something less toxic than cigars.

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What’s the point of being rich if you can’t have multiple ways to get wet?

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You need to fuck the hell off and die before I bother to come the fuck over there and kill you.

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I tried watching my language once. It gave me gas. Want to hear me belch the first fifty digits of Pi?

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Every once in awhile I am calm, easygoing, and carefree. There are birds and meadows and butterflies all around me with warm breezes and soft caresses of gentle grasses. That’s usually about where I wake up screaming because fuck, what a nightmare it would to be drugged into that kind of blasé pseudo-feminine complacency!

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